The fly's vacation

In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

The West Indie's product

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

The father's help

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

The genorus help

Father: What did you do today to help your mother? Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

The egg story

A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday.

The verb to walk

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ...

The belt comedy

"You look very funny wearing that belt." "I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."